Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture


I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are aspiring to be Charlotte in Tiny Furniture (a loft-dwelling trust fund dilettante).

They’ve gone off the deep end with the juxtaposition. You know those fashion editorials every fall where models lasagned in Prada swing around street signs in Red Hook? It’s like that, but on acid. The settings are more deteriorated and the designs are more design-y. It’s like shopping from deep within Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.

If you choose to purchase a piece of Anthropologie furniture, it will only really look right in one of three settings:


1. An alternative gallery space six weeks from opening


2. An urban cabin with faulty electrical wiring


3. A crumbling Southern plantation (soon to be deemed “the new loft” by the NYTimes)

Let’s take a stroll through the Anthropologie furniture section together. What’s for sale today?

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I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.





A$AP Rocky & Chanel Iman for Vogue September 2014

They look so good 

oh my god

The woman she loved.

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Continuing my summer wedding series with an outfit for a garden wedding.  Check out my blog for more details on my

Cute summer outfit for a wedding guest (or the bride or bridesmaids!)

brother, forgive mewe both know I’m the one to blamewhen I saw my demonsI knew them well and welcomed them (x)

brother, forgive me
we both know I’m the one to blame
when I saw my demons
I knew them well and welcomed them (x)

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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

We read.

Okay, what did you read?

The little mermaid.  | insp

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Cats and New York are parallel personalities… Cats don’t care if you live or die ..and New York doesn’t seem to mind either. Jesse Eisenberg on cats and New York (x)

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Monday, August 18, 2014